I'M ON VACATION, DON'T TALK TO ME HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I desire my morning dose of brew like a person requires oxygen. Honestly, the concept of starting my day without it gives me unease. Latte doesn't matter much, as long as that bitter flavor hits my tongue. It's not just a drink, it's power for my soul. I am an individual of habit, and that habit is my morning ritual.